Aquistix | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	246762	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mines Excavated:	4726
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	108	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	145	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5