Aquistix | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	366617	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Allowed, awesomeness, bedrock, building, Cheaters, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Freetoplay, java, Join, LifeSwiper, madness, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, P2WFree, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplaying, Server, server ip, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

birthday dinner, Budget, CHECK, Communication, Conflict, covering the bill, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, misunderstanding, Planning, relationship, reservations, ruined birthday, special dinner, splitting the bill, unexpected guests, Upset

Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	969	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3860
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

ally support, closest ally, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIranLoverLebHit, crisis management., diplomatic response, foreign relations, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international affairs, iran, Iranian influence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, next move, political strategy, power dynamics, regional dynamics, regional stability, strategic planning

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

biological clock, Cancer, cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, Colon, Colorectal Cancer Progression, Crafty, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, gut microbiome changes, gut-brain axis, microbiome analysis, microbiota, Server, tumor growth, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

Active, Adventure, building, Community, COMPLICATED, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu, Idunn, making, Minecraft, multiplayer, play.idunn.one:25565, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, specialize, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3