so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ores Mined: 8117 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6605
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crops Grown: 8125
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crops Grown: 6644
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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