Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Players Killed by Monsters: 5138
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2816
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Crops Grown: 4798

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Potions Brewed: 155

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 186
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 398
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 229 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crops Grown: 4423
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Magic Items Found: 2547

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mines Excavated: 2056
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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