vanilla server where you can relax and just play
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| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 114 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 67274 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2463 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3966 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9409 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
