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so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8022 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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