Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Server IP | play.hexsmp.com |
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HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.
Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.
Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.
But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.
First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.
The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.
A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!
In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.
(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 130 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
