Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.
Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 298 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 2026 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
