Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!
And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.
Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7637 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
