Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9898 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1935 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7505 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
