So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
Void Gems Collected: 20 Falling into the Void: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Farms Harvested: 164 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8663 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 33 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Farms Harvested: 307
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 53901 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3261 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7763 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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