So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1946 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Animals Bred: 158 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mines Excavated: 1953
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 48786 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2387 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 699
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Villages Defended: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Enchantments Applied: 246

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Crops Grown: 9285
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mines Excavated: 1862
    Dimension Hops: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4058 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 New Chunks Explored: 266183

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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