So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Gods Slained: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Emeralds Found: 6036

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1831 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1107
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3838
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Villages Defended: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Alien Abductions: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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