yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

    Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

    But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

    CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

    Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

    NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.hexsmp.com

    What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

    • Chat Games
    • Stable Player Economy
    • Custom Leveling System
    • Custom Fishing
    • Quests & Skills
    • Furniture
    • Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
    • Teams
    • Cosmetics & Skins
    • PvP & Dungeons
    • Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Why HexSMP over another SMP?

    HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

    Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

    Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

    How to Join

    Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

    Our Links:

    Feel free to ask any questions below!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Noob-Free Minecraft Server

    Noob-Free Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

    The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

    Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

    But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

    SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FoodieNightmares

    FoodieNightmares
    Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

    SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

    imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

    join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

    Sinwar’s Qatar Revival
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

    But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

    First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

    The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

    A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

    In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

    (The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Farms Harvested: 689 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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