Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mines Excavated:	2326	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	329	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2424
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ores Mined:	7858	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	9510	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.