Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	166
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	239	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8531	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	5127
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7545

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Love Letters Sent:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3