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| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 149 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
