6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1512

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	89
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Emeralds Found:	8005
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5678

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9285	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	8092
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

Arena, chat games, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Game Nights, games, home, hosted lobbies, java, join us, minecraft server, multiplayer, Punnier, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Staff, Survival, Townier, Towny, vail, Vanilla, Village

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.