| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1367 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 931 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
