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EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4505	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Potions Brewed:	190	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	1670
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	7761
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	3172

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1441
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	7545	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3244
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	975468	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8