🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ScaredyCraft

    ScaredyCraft
    Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

    NoH8 Racism-Free Zone
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Potions Brewed: 157 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

    Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
    Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
    Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
    Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
    Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
    How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Villages Defended: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Potions Brewed: 81
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7879
    Zombie Dances: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ores Mined: 1609 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 112
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3423
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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