Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Divine Spears Created: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Emeralds Found: 7387
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/nationwars4/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 62
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Animals Bred: 81 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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