🌍 Almost Endless Isle Adventures 1.20.4 Java NoSquare Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap 🌈

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Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Whitelisted server for 18+ players, primarily vanilla survival with added features for improved gameplay.
Whitelisted	Thorough application process to ensure quality players and swift handling of griefers.
Server Location	Hosted on the East US coast for good connection and reachability worldwide.
Player Run Projects	Opportunities for players to help develop the server’s appearance.
Adventures	Unique history and lore to explore in the world.
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district with light rules for fair economy.
Events	Weekly events with prizes, including fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more.
No Pay-to-win	Donation perks are non-P2W and used to improve server performance. Contributors gain fun commands and access to player head database.
Staff	Friendly staff available to help players.
Discord	Active community on Discord for chat and voice communication.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Apply on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/infinityisles

What is the age requirement to join?

Players must be 18 years or older to join Infinity Isles.

Are there rules for the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available in our Discord server.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, you can donate to support the server and gain non-P2W perks. Visit our donation page at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OrangeCatCraft: Where Politics and Felines Collide!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ponder the deep questions in life like, “What are the political implications of my cat being orange?” Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing discussions and hilarious adventures!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow blocks to build with, and dancing pigs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots marshmallows instead of fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine where the blocks sing Justin Bieber songs as you mine them.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Oh, and did we mention that our server is hosted on a giant floating pizza in the sky? Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Breath Masters

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer with our very own Total Concentration Breathing technique! Join us and discover a world where you can craft your own EPIC sword made out of diamond-encrusted bacon and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with your superhuman breathing powers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle against a giant Ender Dragon made out of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your wildest Total Concentration Breathing technique in the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Players Killed by Monsters:	316
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VoiceCrackCraft – Where Femanon’s Voice is the Real MVP

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Can you believe it? Neither could we!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant squids and battle against an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixelated VTubers – AI Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures in the world of VTuber AI-generated images – Wedding Edition!

Join us for a ride full of craziness and laughter as you explore the depths of virtual reality with VTuber models that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of LoRAs and Model Mixes that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Don’t miss out on our NAI Leak Speedrun where you can test your skills and see if you have what it takes to survive in this AI-generated world.

And if that’s not enough, we have Cloud Hosted Installs that will make your gaming experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CutieCraft: Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist the Charm!

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Welcome to the most adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with cute animals, colorful landscapes, and sparkly unicorns roaming around.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on rainbow llamas, play hide and seek with magical fairies, and even have a dance party with talking pandas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the cutest Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare to have your heart melted by the sheer adorableness of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	4127	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

#forum guidelines, #forum posting, #forum rules enforcement, #video game discussions, Caution, community guidelines, confusion, forum etiquette, forum moderation, forum rules, gaming culture, Generals, internet culture, janitor, Moderation, Online Community, online forums, OopsCraft, Posting, proceed, VG, video game community, video games

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1060	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Goddesses

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4225	New Chunks Explored:	821745
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Peen Palace

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Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!