No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8889 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
