🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

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About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Tlatoani Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on overcrowded Minecraft servers with noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s practically a VIP club for elite gamers only.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Perfect Movie Scene Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tanya’s Diamond Kingdom Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, Anime, CIA vs KGB, civil rights movement, Cold War Era America, cuban missile crisis, cultural influences, Diamond, Elvis, Entertainment, FANTASY, History, Hollywood, international relations, isekai anime, Kingdom, Mcarthysm, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, political events, pop culture, reagan, smp, Tanyas, time period, vietnam war

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the wacky world of Cold War Era America to life! Forget about dragons and knights, we’ve got Cuban missile crises and Elvis sightings! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of McCarthyism, CIA vs KGB battles, and even throw in some civil rights movements for good measure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Wizardry Variants Daphne Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters like Wanderer Princess Lanavaille and Knight Errant Gerard the Thundersmiter.

Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!

Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Imperfect Night Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.

4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Byzantium, the Atlantis of the ancient world that was taken down by a horde of Asiatic mobs! Dive deep into the waters of our server and uncover the lost city filled with treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered.

But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

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HW5567 is a passionate and dedicated individual with a strong interest in technology and innovation. With a strong background in computer science and engineering, HW5567 is constantly seeking new opportunities to expand their knowledge and skills in the field. They have a keen attention to detail and a proven track record of delivering high-quality results. HW5567 is a team player who thrives in collaborative environments and is always eager to learn and grow professionally.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

/Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than The Scarlet Queen Edition! Join now for the chance to witness the legendary Elizabeth Rosebloodflame in action as she dominates the server with her epic builds and karaoke skills.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of The Scarlet Queen Edition?

And let’s not forget about the infamous seagulls that roam the server, begging for scraps of food. Don’t feed them or you might just unleash their wrath upon the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of the Scarlet Queen. Just remember, God save the Queen – it’s as simple as that! And don’t forget to luv ‘Liz, she’s the ruler of this crazy kingdom.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5