A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 444534 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 891582 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
