A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.
And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7572 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2381 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1236 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
