✨ › CrystalCore – Private server Minecraft server

No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

New Minecraft Servers

✨ › CrystalCore is a private server, close to vanilla Minecraft with a bunch of features that will not let any player get bored. On our server you can create a kingdom, a city, take an active part in politics and create your own events, trade, get an interesting government job, and much more!

? › Submitting a questionnaire to the server:

Submitting an application for a server is carried out through our discord server.

But to start an application you will have to read the server rules! :^

All rules are on our discord server!

• Version – Java 1.20.1

• IP – play.crystalcore.ru

• Discord – dsc.gg/crystalcoreru

• VK – https://vk.com/crystalcoreru

• You can log into the server either with a pirated account or with a license.

play.crystalcore.ru

Celestia Worldbuilding

Adventure, alliances, Battles, BUILD, celestia, Cities, collaborate, compete, Conquer, Experience, Explore, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, Semi Vanilla, Server, strategy, Trading, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7145	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Celestia Worldbuilding Server

Description	A newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.
What is worldbuilding?	Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build, chronicled in the Celestia Wiki.
What can you do?	In Celestia, players can establish trade empires, lead kingdoms, or live as rogue adventurers. Success depends on strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players.

Join Celestia Worldbuilding today, and start creating YOUR legacy.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, click on the Discord link provided and follow the instructions in the server.
What are the main activities in Celestia?	Main activities include forging alliances, conquering territories, establishing trade routes, engaging in battles, and constructing cities.
Can I play as different roles in the server?	Yes, players can choose to be builders, fighters, diplomats, or explorers, with endless opportunities to shape the world.
Is there a wiki for the server’s history?	Yes, the Celestia Wiki chronicles the server’s evolving history, ensuring a rich tapestry of stories for all players.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bed.., Calm, Chill, comfort, Cozy, dreamscape, Escape, Haven, indulgence, Lazy, leisure, luxury, NAP, neetdom, Peaceful, Relaxation, relaxation time, REST, Retreat, self-care, Sleep, unwind

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, listen up you blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a never-ending slumber party! You can have as many beds as you want, like seriously, build a whole castle made out of beds if you feel like it.

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and let go of all your worries and responsibilities. Who needs real life when you can just chill in Minecraft all day, am I right?

So come on, join us and embrace the neetdom lifestyle. It’s like a warm blanket of pure awesomeness, but in block form. Don’t miss out, join now!

AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server

advice, anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, coping, Edition, emotional labor, Girlfriend, Guilt, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Reassurance, relationship, self improvement, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero existential crises.

Forget about your boyfriend’s constant need for reassurance and validation, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about anyone else’s problems. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why waste your time dealing with relationship drama when you could be crafting your own virtual paradise? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

JavaJackedCafeteria

adhd, advice, break room, coffee pot, Creamer, Frustration, GROUNDS, JavaJackedCafeteria, Kids, Late, meds, morning routine, Note, Petty, preschool, Request, school drop off, sensory issues, Siblings, Time management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with coffee thieves and creamer hoarders in your workplace? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such shenanigans! Join us and never worry about someone stealing your precious brew or labeling your creamer with “DO NOT USE” stickers.

On our server, you can brew as much coffee as your heart desires without anyone turning off the pot before you can even enjoy a sip. And if anyone dares to mess with your caffeine fix, you can take matters into your own hands and remove the offending pot from the premises (virtually, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of coffee-related drama and chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and relatable to real-life office struggles? Don’t be the bigger person, be the Minecraft player who takes charge of their coffee destiny!

FauxTrueStory Minecraft SMP

based on a true story, biopic, cinematic liberties, creative license, dramatized, embellished, Fabricated, FauxTrueStory, fictionalized, fictionalized account, historical fiction, historical inaccuracies, Hollywood, Inaccurate, inspired by true events, Minecraft, misleading, Movie, not true, Real Life Events, smp, true events, true story

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6684
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Lol, so like, have you heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they pretend to be normal players but they’re actually from another planet trying to take over the Minecraft world. It’s like a real-life sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form. And get this, the whole server is actually based on a true story that never happened! Like, how crazy is that? You gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the epic battle between humans and alien admins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and ride on flying pigs. It’s wild, man. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

DemolishCraft

Annihilation, complete destruction, DemolishCraft, demolition, demolition of old structures, Destruction, ELIMINATION, elimination of hatred, eradication, eradication of corruption, eradication of disease, eradication of evil, Extermination, extermination of pests, obliteration, obliteration of injustice, Termination, termination of harmful practices, total annihilation, wiping out

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Farms Harvested:	297
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can destroy anything and everything to your heart’s content!

Join us and unleash your inner demolition expert as you blow up villages, set fire to forests, and unleash chaos upon the land. Need a break from all the destruction? No problem! Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our creeper-infested hot tub.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mayhem begin! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos).

ConspiracyCraft

alliances, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, carve, Chaos, ConspiracyCraft, eternal contest, impose, Legacy, Meek, Minecraft, power, Proving Ground, PvP, Server, strength, Struggle, Survival, Trust, Void, Will

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

ConspiracyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	ConspiracyCraft
Server Type	Survival Minecraft
IP Address	conspiracycraft.net
Discord	Discord Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are no rules on ConspiracyCraft. The world is a free-for-all where power rules.
Can I build structures in the game?	Yes, players are allowed to build structures, but they must also be prepared to defend them against other players.
Is betrayal common on ConspiracyCraft?	Yes, betrayal is a common occurrence on the server as alliances are fleeting and players seek to gain power at any cost.
What is the overall goal of the server?	The goal of ConspiracyCraft is to impose your will and shape the world in your image through force and cunning.
Is this server suitable for all players?	No, ConspiracyCraft is not suitable for players who prefer a more structured and moderated gaming environment. It is a challenging and competitive server.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, addiction, Behavior, brain chemistry, coping mechanisms, dopamine, emotional well being, Epic, habits, habituation, loss of interest, mental health, motivation, personal growth, PIXEL, Pleasure, porn, Realms, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-control, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Emeralds Found:	3086
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, sounds like you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We’ll fix your broken brain with our epic gameplay and crazy community. Say goodbye to porn and boring video games, and say hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Join now and let’s get your brain back on track!

CraftyDressCodeNoob

aita, Boyfriend, Company, CraftyDressCodeNoob, Dinner, dressing up, feel, Happy, living room, normal, parents, PJ shorts, response, roommate, Rude, Shirt, thought, Water

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dressing up for dinner parties very seriously! Join us for a chance to impress your roommate’s parents and boyfriend with your pixelated fashion sense. Who knows, maybe they’ll even invite you to their next virtual dinner party! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to show off your stylish Minecraft skins and make a lasting impression. Join now and start planning your next dinner party outfit!

GameLoverInMinecraftSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, dream scenario, escapism, fantasy worlds, favorite game, fictional universe, Game characters, game environments, game immersion, GameLoverInMinecraftSMP, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, interactive storytelling, role playing, video games, virtual reality, virtual worlds

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	1777
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is LIT AF! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a party 24/7, with creepers doing the cha-cha and skeletons breakdancing. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who can shoot lasers out of its eyes! You gotta join this SMP if you wanna experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyAlienChat

abduction, aliens, Communication, Contact, Conversation, CraftyAlienChat, Curiosity, dialogue, encounter, Extraterrestrial, first contact, hypothetical, intergalactic, interrogation, OTHERWORLDLY, outer space, science fiction, speculation, unearthly, unknown

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Animals Bred:	145	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, actual extraterrestrial beings are the admins here, and they’re always looking for new players to abduct… I mean, welcome with open arms.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your very own spaceship out of diamond blocks and fly to different planets in search of rare resources. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some friendly aliens who just want to trade with you (or abduct you for experiments, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to say “Take me to your leader” when you log in – the aliens love that stuff.

MECH Medieval Tech

better structures, big cannons, big mods, boss mods, combat mods, cozy spawn, CPU, event mods, factory mods, forge version, Iron’s spells, magic mods, MECH, Medieval, Modded, RAM, shockbyte, structure mods, Tech, Version, weaponry mods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	7186
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	1204	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Minecraft Modded Server Overview

Join our modded server for a unique gaming experience featuring new weaponry, structures, technology, and medieval related mods. No whitelist or application needed – anyone can join! Check out our Discord for the IP and modpack details.

Server Specs

RAM	16 GB
CPU	Better CPU
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Big Mods

Create (with addons)
Simply Swords
Spartan Weaponry
Boss Mods
Yung’s Better Series
Magic Mods

Events

Join us for cool events and explore our cozy spawn area!

Join Our Discord

Discord Invite

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for the IP address and modpack details.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist – anyone can join!

Q: What are some of the main mods featured on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Spartan Weaponry, Boss Mods, Yung’s Better Series, and Magic Mods.

Q: Are there any events on the server?

A: Yes, we have cool events planned for the server and a cozy spawn area for players to enjoy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server is hosted on Shockbyte with 16 GB of RAM and a “Better CPU”. The Minecraft version is 1.20.1 and Forge version is 47.3.0.

NijiCraft EN General 1.20.1

1.20.1, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, general, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Magic Items Found:	8019	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join this wacky Minecraft server where the YouTubers are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine! We’ve got channels that will make you question reality, like a blocky version of The Truman Show. Follow these Twitter accounts for a daily dose of shizo content that will make you regret reading. From LazuLight to Ethyria, these streamers will have you laughing like a zombie in a potato farm. Team up with your fellow players and watch streams at the same time, because why not? Ignore the haters and come join the fun – just don’t feed the discordfags or the numberfags, they’re scarier than a pack of Endermen on a rampage. Previous thread got blown up like a TNT block, so hop on in and join the chaos!

CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper

Chores, Communication, compromise, Contribution, CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper, Decision making, equality, Expectations, finances, Financial Stability, future planning, Household, Job, laziness, MONEY, Partnership, relationship, responsibilities, stay at home wife, Support, work ethic

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Towns Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy fiancées who just want to lounge around all day while you work your butt off to keep the lights on? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the virtual household!

We understand the struggle of having a partner who just wants to sit back and relax while you do all the work. That’s why on our server, everyone has to pitch in and help out. No freeloading allowed here!

Imagine a world where chores are actually done, bills are paid on time, and everyone works together to make the virtual household run smoothly. That’s the kind of environment we offer on our server.

So if you’re tired of dealing with a fiancée who just wants to be a stay-at-home wife without actually doing any work, come join us and experience a world where everyone pulls their weight. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

60YearOldMinecraftSMP

60YearOldMinecraftSMP, aging, aspirations, dreams, Elderly, Future, golden years, life expectancy, life goals, life journey, long-term planning, Longevity, looking ahead, old age, personal growth, Retirement, self improvement, self reflection, senior citizen, time passing, vision for the future

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!