No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 78 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
