No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1665 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 758760 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
