No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 298 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 148 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
