No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7684 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2200 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
