No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1908 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.
On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5695 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1261 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 412 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
