Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9917 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Be me Minecraft server

    Be me Minecraft server
    >So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

    >We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

    >Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 393
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2096 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Emeralds Found: 6160

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3577 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Crops Grown: 1823 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 268 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Magic Items Found: 2099 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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