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Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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