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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4101 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6792 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
