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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Mines Excavated: 2132
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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