join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Void Gems Collected: 30 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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