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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 806 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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