ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	2720
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Potions Brewed:	131
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6714	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	714915
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	121

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5