so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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