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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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