ZelenskyCraft: Sorry Biden, Russia OP

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like a soap opera? well, join our server cuz we got all the juicy drama u need!

imagine this: biden is in minecraft, right? and he’s like, “omg, sorry zelensky, i forgot to give u weapons so russia is advancing on u.” like, what even is that plot twist?

join our server for all the wild storylines and unexpected twists that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, we have epic builds and cool minigames to keep u entertained for hours.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft drama ever! who needs reality tv when u have our server, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9929
Star Shards Collected:	282	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1584
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.