ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3576	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4019
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4806	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Love Letters Sent:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	8906	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	5159
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4331	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.