YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	7594	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	9233	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mines Excavated:	3727	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	7929	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2438	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	9472
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Farms Harvested:	227	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	New Chunks Explored:	871343
Void Gems Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	748
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	1413	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.