| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4253 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1155 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7151 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7134 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 733 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 306899 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8956 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6369 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5592 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 876 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
| Ores Mined: | 8618 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 563452 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4180 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6775 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4372 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 922 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6359 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6750 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
