YellowWife Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crops Grown:	6049	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1895	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	63	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4585	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
New Chunks Explored:	166036	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	584	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26