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| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 266 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
