Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Farms Harvested: 565

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 9580
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 245181 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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