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Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Players Killed by Monsters:	2983	Enchantments Applied:	120
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4488	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Farms Harvested:	515	Dragon Eggs Found:	9592
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	280	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	129	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	173	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	3298	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3312	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1